Thank god for portable game systems during power outages
I’d hold you up to say to your mother, “This kid’s gonna be the best kid in the...– Rocky Balboa (via littlemiss)
I have no intention of losing to anything. Especially not some stupid-ass essay. Prepare to be mowed down, motherfucker.
Okay. Slightly less than four times the amount of deaths per kill on Team Fortress 2. I am making significant progress.
Y’know what kills me? When you have something important to do like, say, an essay that is due tomorrow at noon, and you’re just chillin’ on the web. When suddenly, out of nowhere, you stumble upon a colossal, gargantuan archive of highly desirable fap material, just waiting for you to amass into your posession. And you can’t just LEAVE it there. Especially when...
I like to think I learned more useful things from those three years than how to hurt. But maybe not.
I’ve been 18 years old for nearly half a year, yet this is the first time I’ve gone to one of those crazy adult stores Gonna have to go back to actually spend some money next time I also realized that, tragically, as many plans as I made to go to strip joints or something over the summer, I never did, and shall continue to be unable to for an indefinite length of time. Not a huge...
Charlotte, North Carolina
Really? Really? I dunno, man But I guess it’ll be whatever it ends up being Just another new frontier to dominate I suppose
Jesus christ I’m so aggressive today! I don’t even know why. At first it was because I was hungry, because I get like that sometimes. Where everything that is not my meal is an undesirable obstruction and must be eliminated immediately and violently But then I ate, and I mean I thought it would end there But then I come home and it’s like FUCK FUCKING LITTLE CUNT-ASS...
wanna know how to live a great life?
redsuspenders: suckmyballs: be happy and ignorant, ruining lives for your own gain drink a lot dead end job that you can do whatever maybe get married after having a lot of sex with random whores/mansluts or be bitter and self-aware, ruining lives for your own gain drink a lot (with good reason) fulfilling, but highly stressful job with ethical demands get married begrudgingly because...
Things tend to work themselves out But even when they don’t it’s not the end of the world. Just keep fighting for a new tomorrow.
I can not fucking stand religious people
SHEEE SAAAID OH BABY I FEEL SO DOWN WHEN YOU TURN ME OFF WHEN I FEEL LEFT OUT No not really Good song though BUT MAN First access to alcohol since I’ve been here Pretty glad it was with Peter. Played Secret of Mana for liek 78932320 hours, which is pretty awesomely co-op, and crazy intense when drunk It was funny though Earlier on in the night we realized “SHIT WE HAVE NO...
No matter what rational thought processes tell you There’s no reason to do otherwise
Dengeki Maoh Apr. 2009 →
I HAVE TO BUY THIS FUCK Comes with a super great body pillow Only one left Posting from Peter’s dorm so I can get to it later
I watched Astro Boy last night Shit was so intense It was just a really, really great movie. Organized fantastically and both the drama and the action was some of the best I’ve seen in a while / ever. Super good movie go see it.