Shounen Dreams (A warm, flaky crust)

Ahh yeah yeah the new free one, Valkyrie. I’ve got a couple characters there, but I haven’t really done anything with them yet.
Yeahh, it’s a little difficult to adjust to 1/1 rates after playing on increased ones. But I find that you end up feeling a little more accomplished this way.

Ask me anything

Oh private servers. :c
Naw dude. iRO, as in the legit one.
I used to play on private servers, but then I just kind of felt like Gravity deserved the $10/month for bringing me something so great.
But oh well. To each his own.

Ask me anything

俺だってヒーローになれるのかな

;_;

fmylife:

Today, my drama teacher was casting our upcoming show, Romeo and Juliet. I was thrilled when he picked me as Juliet. Then he announced who would be playing Romeo. My brother. FML

Ohhhhh yeeaaahhhhhhh.

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES

THAT THE TANK WOULD COME OUT OF NOWHERE TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE SOMEHOW HARD ENOUGH TO KNOCK ME DOWN DESPITE HAVING FULL HP,

AND TOSS THE GNOME I WORKED SO HARD FOR RIGHT OVER THE GOD DAMN BORDER FENCE.

FUCKING ASSHOLE.

But when I’ll get the credit of getting an A even if I get a B with you,

I think I can afford to forget to do my homework just this once.

I’d like to sleep tonight.

Cool man c:
Yeah I was wondering who you might be.
Thanks for the add. ;D
Do you play on iRO?

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BIPPA did that bitch good

Her adamance was no match for the penis of the rising sun

But unfortunately I also realized that the Masuda Method that was occurring (two pokemon from different world regions mating together) renders the everstone nature inheritance useless

So I had to switch him out for a different one

But it seemed that the adamant Bidoof had accepted her role as baby cannon and made the last few eggs (One of which containing what I had been aiming for) with no resistance.

On that note, I’m sure I can only begin to imagine the sweeping relief that Ditto must have felt knowing that the burden of today’s seemingly endless sexual nightmare of producing 100+ pokemon eggs (and resulting in its progression from level 49 to 58) would be transferred onto someone else.

Bidoofs, everywhere

Somewhere around ninety of them, in fact

I’m so fucking sick of BIDOOFS

A man can only have so much patience with this breeding business

Statistically, I have a 2% chance of receiving the Bidoof I need; being an Adamant one with the ability Simple. The odds make it 1 in 50. So in 50 bidoofs, I should have it.

But no

I’ll soon have one hundred of them.

On the bright side, my foxy-eyed friend happened to find a female Adamant Bidoof (Capable of passing down that quality though the use of an Everstone due to its gender) and the game plan is to utilize it to produce a superior infant Bidoof.

However, its breeding partner is ビッパ (BIPPA) the Japanese Bidoof, whose innate qualities of silence and shyness leave him at a disadvantage in the field of courtship.

Will BIPPA succeed in taming the female Bidoof’s wild tsundere demeanor and lull her into some sweet, tender eggmaking to produce the ultimate offspring? Or will she simply prove too vicious and uppity for him to handle?

We can only wait and see.

Until next time, 頑張れビッパ！Fuck them bitches!

ochiru:

eidobear:

when that short black kid in Driver’s Ed bitch-slapped me?

That was a weird day.

Yeah, man, it was me.

what

I don’t recall ever getting into a fistfight with you, johnny-boy

when that short black kid in Driver’s Ed bitch-slapped me?

That was a weird day.