June 2010
Oh wow
Successfully and thoroughly showered, groomed, and further made date-ready in less than fifteen minutes
Calm down boy
Day 03 - A song that makes you happy (30 Days of...
okiku:
Tsubasa wo Kudasai off of K-On! is what pops into my mind right now.
(5/31/2010)
YEEEUHH GURRRL
Thank you, youth
For your hangover-preventative blessings
I probably don’t really deserve them after last night
May 2010
Shit
Gotta shower hardcore
Like the extreme-clean kind
Her scent’s still all over me and it’s driving me crazy
Well
As much as I am still overwhelmed by how fantastic last night was
It’s kind of left completely open as to what is going to happen now
Also
Svedka, what the fuck
3 shots = 4+ hours of effect?
Jesus christ
Holy, shit
That,
was fucking amazing
Results: x10 of expected, pretty much
Consequences: Swollen lower lip, infinite mosquito/ant/love bites ALL over my body, muscles are probably going to be even more sore tomorrow morning than they would regularly have been, clothes/hair/borrowed blanket are an absolute mess
Worth it?
Without a fucking doubt
Soup containing beans = poor choice of pre-date nourishment
Too much tsun
Not enough dere
Sorry kid, better luck next time
If there even is one.
Onward to the next stage
This is exactly
what I have been needing
and it’s only my second night back
It's always a 冒険 when I'm with you
Oh also
An anecdote from the bus ride, Corpus to Houston segment
There was a loli sitting in the same row but opposite side of the bus from me.
Nothing too notable other than that she kept looking over at me frequently
But unfortunately, the bus AC was pretty intense or something, because despite it being like 92 outside it was totally freezing inside.
The girl, wearing simply a thin shirt and jeans,...
Oh so the bus ride
Was pretty normal from Corpus to Houston
But once I left from Houston to conroe shit hit the fan
I was wedged between an acquaintance’s racist cerebral palsy grandmother, a bespectacled, straw-hat-wearing chemical engineer black kid, and a socially awkward ex-government programmer.
Thank you Greyhound
I try to tell my sob story
And I get dogpiled and beaten and spanked and molested
I guess this is what real brohood is
Good idea
Equal parts pineapple juice + coconut rum
Bad idea
Chugging pineapple juice + coconut rum cause it tastes so goddamn good
Why is dealing with my mother and stepfather
like dealing with autistic children?
How do these people even manage daily life?
So here's hoping
that I don’t get shanked, shot, or mugged
or arrested for my cargo.
This whole bus thing makes me rather nervous
but I’m sure it’ll be fine.
I can’t say I’ve lived if I’ve never done crazy shit like this
Oh god my arms
So this is what free weights’ll do to you
Fucking shit
Gary Oak's Twitter →
AHAHAHA OH MY GOD
SHIT
Nigga you the tooliest tool I ever seen
Why can't I start this research paper? I sure hope...
(via vantage-point)
Only sometimes depending on your work ethic
Sigh
Time to return to the fray, I suppose
Engage combative functions
これってまさか
Chemistryと言うやつなのかな
Get married before the sex gets boring, or you’ll never get married.
– Joe/Jack’s father